10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.