10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.