10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.