10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.