10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS