10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson