10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.