10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?