10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- It's Free To Fold...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."