10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "No river, no fish."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT