10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"