10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.