10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.