10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.