10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant