10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo