10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"