10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow