10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.