10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel