10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.