10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com