10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.