10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!