10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls