10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'