10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow