10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.