10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT