10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.