10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword