10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.