10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow