10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill