10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."