10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders