10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from