10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion