10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus