10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"