10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer