10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow