10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."