10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-