10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris