10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.