10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth