10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."