10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.