10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.